And now for something really, really ugly: 2018 Toyota Alphard
This is mind blowing ugly.
And it is not from a weird unknown Chinese company. But a Toyota.
The current Alphard van came out for 2015. And it is now getting a new “face”.
One that is more inspired by super hero movie villains than actually car designs.
Just when you though the Alphard was unbearable to look at, this shows up!
Another version of that same van called the Vellfire. Vellfire!!!
Which pushed the ugly to another level.
I wonder if they really meant “Hellfire”. Which would actually make more sense for such a nightmarish creature.
And things are not better from the back. As you can see.
This is way beyond the usual “What are they smoking?”.
Inside is expectingly horrible, but actually tame when compared to the outside mess.
And this is the current model. Out since 2015.
It was already super ugly.
Toyota just couldn’t leave it alone. Someone there thought they could push the monstrosity a bit further, and they did…